February 2012
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Cuddle Challenge
Because Bron and I were discussing cuddles and she issued a challenge to a fic-snuggle off where no one actually wins but a lot of hugging is written.
There is always something special in just being held.
Kurt remembers those first few times perfectly. How new it had felt, to be hugged like that again, something he hadn’t had for years. His father’s hugs had long since died down to two-second...
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I’ve reached that point where whenever a same sex couple makes out in a movie or t.v show I don’t understand what’s going on because what about the guy right there we all know you’re in love with him why are you exchanging saliva with the girl what is her purpose here are you exhibitionists this makes no sense what????
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Right now, Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson from Glee are arguably the sweetest,...
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juiceboxandlove:
carsonphillips:
I wonder if Chris has ever drunk texted.
#”IM FUCKINH ROYALYUTYU BTHCES”
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Spectrum update
ohmygodstopit:
gleeficupdates:
Kurt is in a relationship with a guy. But Kurt is a major size queen and his boyfriend isn’t big enough for him.
Blaine is Kurt’s best friend. Blaine notices Kurt is really sexually frustrated and confronts him about it. When Blaine hears Kurt’s problem he decides to help because Blaine’s dick is huge.
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7c
For those who can’t see it.
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Everyday update
gleeficupdates:
Kurt and Blaine have been married for a few years when Kurt gets into an accident and ends up in a coma. He’s in a coma for awhile, and Blaine has to seriously consider pulling the plug, because he knows Kurt isn’t really living, and the doctors say the chances of him coming out of it are very slim. Blaine is almost ready to do it when Kurt comes out of his coma. But when...
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Once Upon, Klaine Enchanted AU, Chapter 12 →
putmedownpunk:
Klaine “Enchanted” Disney AU (NC-17)
Summary: Kurt Hummel loves New York, loves his job and his life in the city, but while everybody around him is lost in the fairytale of love, Kurt’s alone. That is, until the night the world drops an actual fairytale right in his lap.
Note: Apologies for the long delay, my laptop is dead so this is coming to you via the very gracious El, and...
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dorkybean:
Glee round-up for February 25, 2012
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Just watched the Reichenbach Fall with friend, and now standing her blogging about how funny his freaking out over it is.
edit: forty-five minutes later, I just got him to shut up about it, because I’m not giving any of my theories away
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
THIS IS AMAZING.
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bespectacledcolfer:
3liza:
I’m reposting this as a non-ask because I forgot some things.
This is a really old question that I haven’t got around to answering for months because I wanted to be thorough about it.
As a freelancer with pretty crippling ADHD, my life is a living hell of disconnected thoughts and impulses.
Even as I type this, I keep stopping myself—“maybe I should make an ...
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Fic rec: Temptations Mate →
crissexual:
Blaine Anderson is the most powerful vampire in London, and for a long while has been infatuated with Kurt Hummel, an orphan with magic, who he longs for as his mate.
Rating: NC17
Words: 11,3948
Status: Completed
This fic was fantastic. It kind of reminded me of The Sidhe in the sense that there’s the love story, which is filled with sexual tension and romance, then there’s...
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Thirty Day Book Challenge: Day Twenty-Four
A Book You Wish More People Had Read
*see day seven*
Welp, okay, so I’m getting lazy and I feel like some of these questions are getting repetitive at this point, so I’m going to go ahead and say that I wish more people would read holy books. The Bible, the Qur’an, the teachings of Confucius and the Buddha…people need to read...
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Happenchance →
chambergambit:
oncetwiceforever:
lettersfromtitan:
Another fic rec. Another dystopian marriage fic. Very smart, effective social criticism. Beautiful Klaine stuff in a very squicky system. May be triggering for some readers.
i second this !! it’s RAINJOY !! So so good.
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN I CRIED BECAUSE IT’S SO GOOD.
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Thirty Day Book Challenge: Day Twenty-Three
A Book You Wanted to Read for a Long Time But Still Haven’t
Well, I’m actually pretty good about reading books I set my sights on, but I guess that I’d be interested in reading the next books in the Hunger Games series. I read the first one and really enjoyed it, but I didn’t have any way to get a hold of the next two, so I...
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Thirty Day Book Challenge: Day Twenty-Two
Favorite Book You Own
Silly book challenge, I own all of my favorites.
And no way I’m picking just one, so that’s a stupid question.
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Vote for Chris Colfer in Out's 100 Most Eligible... →
chriscolfernews:
A lot of people were confused by AfterElton saying he’s already won. He’s currently in the lead still, but the poll is still open. (Last year, voting ran for at least a couple of weeks.)
You can vote as often as you want. Let’s keep Chris in the lead!